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do you ever just look at your homework like this

I look at people like this

I look at everything like this

I look like this

everyday

May 4.

While supposedly escaping our Calculus long exam so that it would be postponed on Monday, someone called my phone and told us that Sir D is coming and will be giving the exam. So it boils down that our proposed “Paseo Day” was a fantasy. Jasper, Eldricks, Marwell and I immediately rode a tricycle back to Ateneo.

However, Sir D  postponed the exam after we arrived. Instead, he taught us about average rate and instantaneous rate of change and hopefully, I redeemed myself after Sir D last meeting ridiculed my answer that there’ll be no such average rate as zero for quadratic equations.

After some “noodol” (noodle) and “roler” (ruler) stuff (OMg am I discriminating him?), we went to Paseo yay! 

Then Marwell and I had a conversation about how life (and love) can be mathematically expressed however, with some parts which are irrational, irrelevant and unknown (or so as to how I comprehend it).

Jake: Diba magkatabi kayo sa Law? Anong feeling? AYEE

Mawell: Yung una masaya. Pero after, nagtransfer ako ng seat. May great wall of China kasi sa pagitan namin.

Jake: (huh?) Minahal mo pala talaga siya Marwell?

Marwell: Oo and I learned a lesson.Pero paulit-ulit na lesson na ‘yun tapos hindi pa rin ako natututo. She crushed my life.

Jake:  Aww.  ’Di ka ba nagtira para sa sarili mo?

Marwell: Hindi. Diba when you love, you give it all?

Jake: Pero diba dapat if magmamahal ka, magtira ka rin para sa sarili mo para di ka masyadong masaktan sa huli. Parang Supply Curve. May  Y-intercept. Kahit Zero pa yan ang X, may matitira at matitira talaga yan para sa sarili mo.

Marwell: Perfectly inelastic kasi ako magmahal.

Jake: …

Maybe Marwell meant that the way he loves is unaffected by any changes. He has no choice in the production of the good of what his heart dictates. That he is willing to sacrifice it all because it’s a neccesity. A need. 

This is something that I pondered upon. On how we love other people beyond the love we give for ourselves. On how we are willing to be in pain so that others are dwelling on happiness. On how we thought for others who might not think of us in return.

And on how I’m not that kind of person to risk my heart from its desires again. 

Then my realization went off as Jasper invaded our mathematical analysis of love. I shooed Jasper away telling him his ideas are just linear, two-variable equations while ours were complex and he can’t relate. HAHA. But I was just joking and Jasper flew away. Hello Jasper, finally I included you na on my blog!  

We headed to Paseo, eat some knicker bockers and a plate of street food. After hours of listening to Jasper’s “adventurous” life which I dozed off halfway from the time being, we went home and John suggested to go to Southway for an hour of Karaoke but unfortunately, it’s full and it’s nearing closing time.

Individually, we went home.

• There’s a thin line between rants and thoughts but fuck this blog because it decided to establish them both as separate entities. Welcome to the first set of rants on my life blog.
• I’m not sure if I’m nocturnal or my life has gone upside down. I’m waking up at 10:30am, eat breakfast at 11:30am, have lunch at 6pm, dine at 12 midnight and sleep at 4am. Can someone tell me where the fuck my timezone is!?
• ZAMCELCO fucks me 6-7 hours a day.
• My summer class is a huge fucking joke. My literature teacher is disturbingly objective, having exams about “What are…, who is…”.
• My calculus class is a naturally difficult subject paired up with a … I can’t even describe him! Wait for it..  shitty teacher.
• My management instructor is teaching me daily how difficult it is to become a faculty president. Fuck my life.
• I’m becoming unconscious of everything that surrounds me. 
• My life is uncontrollably devoured by the internet. I’m unproductive every single day! And I’m here again promising to make every minute count, read books on leisure time, use the library as much as possible and regret these constant lies and broken promises. 
• We actually have 10-item quiz every meeting on Literature. 
• I remember this unexpected quiz about riddles and it’s two points each and I got zeroooooo. Fuck my lifeeeeeeeeee why do riddles exist!
• I’m running out of clothes to wear on summer classes! Why can’t we just use uniform instead!?
• Why are there so much to rant about?

If you noticed, my blog isn’t full of reblogged posts. It’s actually a long stream of boring texts with personal pictures. It is in itself, a diary, a special collection of my published memoirs. It is intended of course, for safe-keeping because memories fade, people change and soon, as my hair goes white, I have something to reminisce as to how I lived my life out of its unpredictable compound of cruelty and happiness.

This is my f*ckin’ sophomore lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, bitchhhhhhhhh…

ADU upholds applicant screening
June 16, 2012.

The best organization (yes, best, the group is in its 6^th consecutive Most outstanding Organization award) in the university, which ironically has the least members, is less critical this year in terms of choosing their members. Unlike before when we were screened, 10 out of 11 passed this year’s audition, with a noted less number of applicants. On our time, we were 54! And out of that, only 13 of us passed the screening. It was later cut-off when ate Donna, ate LacasteSantos and Kariza resigned from the group.

ADU has been especially important in my college freshman year as it spiced my life with unending tremors (when it’s time for me to speak) and witty discussion with the awesome people there. I would credit ADU for improving my interpersonal and communication skills as well as boosting my confidence on a relevant level. ADU people eventually are my focus group, as I battle with heartaches and deadlines. But I have to let go…

AAO  Acquaintance Party
July 13, 2012

With same bunch of people, AAO’s Acquaintance party is better off this year compared than last year. The stage was epic, there was element of surprise, food was divine, time was maximized. Awesome.

Series of Debut. Luckily, I was quite on demand on 18 roses (naks) of my classmates but realistically, I was only after  the food. HAHA!

Marinette’s debut is cake-filled. Our face is cake-filled. Athena and I were late. :/

Zia’s debut is centered at Kentaaaa. HAHAHA. Awesome food. I ate a lot.

Judean’s debut has lots of food! And she has awesome gifts, too!

Cocoy’s debut advocates environmental protection! The place is green all over. And her roses comes with hiersecond favorite color. Yellow.

Vane’s debut, and I look like Orangutan.

Yvonne’s debut is one hell of a unique debut. She’s on her bikini half way the party because it’s a pool party, baby!!

Cherie’s debut photos are not uploaded yet!

Pre-Celebration of ADZU Centennial
August 2, 2012

With our desperation to make our centennial celebration relevant and meaningful, we imitated other big schools formation of school logo. This is what happened! HAHA. I was one of the destroyer of the formation. I was on the curve shape in Letter U and made the letter look distorted. I can’t remember much of what we have done.

 The Fire of Speech Choir
August 4, 2012

Eng 211 has really much in store for us. My classmates are well-prepped for Speech Choir competition and the battle fire is on between Accountancy and Nursing. However, I chose not to join our class’ presentation simply because I’m afraid I might lose my voice while prepping for Extempo Contest. Fortunately, I was part of the top 5. With much hair-raising feels, BSAC-C ultimately grabbed the crown they fully deserved!  Hurray for AAO!

Canon Standout Student Search
September 20, 2012

Ahhh. I still have the feels. The day the Canon staff texted me that I topped the Search out of the other 66 nominees  left me euphoric for several days. Another first for me (Competition I joined online), Canon gave me a camera and a huge printer as a prize. I was actually just really after the prize because I lack resources. Then, I just taught it could have boosted my resume since it’s a national competition. It’s just a good feel that big schools like DLSU, UST, Lyceum and UA and P are just below my name and school. Pro deo Et Patria! :D

Spelunking Escapade
September 21, 2012

I got a chance to enroll on one of the various SIMO classes offered by SACSI and chose Spelunking out of curiosity. Together with my BSAC-E friends, it’s my first adventure to enter caves so my system was like full of adrenaline and I want to bitchslap everyone due to excitement.  We crossed rivers, walked through bridges, wounded by sharp stones and entered suffocating caves! I can’t nearly breath and we need to enter really narrow holes just to get pass. I was actually happy Czha wasn’t there. She wouldn’t have got on the passage. Mehe. Joke Czha. Then I was like really high I fell on muddy waters. It was super awesome and we had a bonus trip to a waterfall nearby where we bathe our lives in ice-cold water. For 60 pesos, we travelled like adventurers and become advocate for cave protection. Well, a little less that of the latter.

Colonel Salipsip Debate Cup
October 5, 2012

I have sufficiently blogged about this on my previous post. This has been one of my very few achievements in college I’m quite proud of. Something, I’m proud to tell my children when I become a parent saying that, “Hey! When I was in school, I was into debating and join this tournament and eventually become the grand champion and best speaker, kids! Hah! Beat that!”. The motion for this round is “THIS HOUSE WOULD BAN ALL PROCEDURES TO ALTER ONE’S RACIAL APPEARANCE“. We were on the Government side, I was Prime Minister. I have to be very bitchy in this final round because Julius and Joxy are not accepting any of my points and they were Closing Opp! I taught they’ll win. But luck is on our side, JR and I wrapped the cup on our favor.

Left E.
November, 2012

With already given reasons I suppose you understood, I pursued my accountancy dream on a different light, or maybe, on a different section. Hopefully, my E friends supported me. I don’t know why life should be bittersweet but life continues with these new people on the ground. Love them allzzz.

I become a book scholar!
November 15, 2013

It came accidentally as I confess to Kuya Leyson how I wanted to leave the Union already for my inactivity. Then, suddenly, a good opportunity popped up. His awesomeness, Leyson San Juan gave me the chance as his “book scholar”  and bought me books. HUHU. I really wanted to cry that day I was so happy I can fail one subject. lol joke joke only (Camins, 2013). But seriously, I have to get no grade below 3.5 as tribute. cool. But I sanction it by myself. I wanted to make sure that the books are all worth it, that I am worthy to be his scholar. 

 ADZU Centennial Celebration
December, 2012

It feels so good to be part of ADZU’s 100^th. Though #ADZU100 hashtag did not trend on twitter even how much effort we put in it, the celebration was awesome. You might want to take a look at it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8BSgQ36M9M . I actually participated on 2012 Ateneo Fiesta Debates and luckily  got the 2^nd best speaker in the tournament award though failed to get the championship crown. The game was again on for Nursing and Accountancy but because of the new mechanic, Nursing hasn’t defy the Accountancy department this time, falling short on third place. We are the Centennial Champion, please hear us roar. Hahaha ( nagplease pa ba)

Christmas at Lantaka
December 22, 2013

With my new section, everything is a bit well-prepared. We have this small year-ender celebration with As at Lantaka while Edz is by the sea and Mel is giving him marshmallow to feed on. We played games(OMG still remembered how Glin played the Trip to Jerusalem!),  sang to the beat, danced with the rhythm, eat our hearts out and waved at Edz by the sea just outside the window. Angel and I won this dance contest and won a prized wine. NAKS. It was a really good good night.

 Edz is a whale by the way. He’s our classmate.

Park88 Valentines Date
February 14, 2013

I celebrated Valentines  with an orgy of fun-filled people at a resto so far away it took us more than 30 minutes to arrive. Little did we know about this resto, it took 3 hours for them to serve our dinner! I’m not ever going to eat there again I promise with all my life. Rjay was starting to drink the soy sauce out of hunger and some friends are making sounds from the silverwares. My stomach was also secretly yelling. Then when our dinner was served, it took us less than 20 minutes to eat everything. We went to avail of the bonus KTV Bar on the second building and sang our hearts out. I mean really loud we were shouting like crazy. Aila’s Total Eclipse of the Heart was a personal favorite; I was the background singer and sang “TURN AROOOOOOOOUND!!” aloud.  Then, we were prompted to pay the bill what the fuck we taught it was free. Nevertheless, we enjoyed.

New Organizations for Junior Year.
March, 2013

I pledged my loyalty now to Scholarship Office as I become the org’s secretary. On its subgroup, I am also sitting into office as VP for Excellence on Association of Blue Eagles and Centennial Scholars. I promise to serve it with all my heart unlike what I did to my past orgs. I left ADU (or maybe have become dormant) for a personal cause. I was not active in El Consejo because I have really less friends there. I didn’t fulfill my goals for ECA as Secretary of Finance and Budget Management. I didn’t even handle financial reports or money. I was Kuya Yeo’s personal assistant in Finance department, taking his commands as my master. But I didn’t lack poking for assistance. I was constantly telling Kuya Yeo what can I do or what should I prepare.  Answered me nothing, that the department is running smooth. I’m sorry kuya Earl.

ADZU Recognition Day!
March 13, 2013

Though afraid of criticism from other people because my debate prowess is inadequate, I have managed to be awarded a Proficiency in Debate medal and certif on ADZU Recognition Day. Unfortunately, maybe this will be my first and last because I am no longer active in the organization and I don’t join contest that much.

So, that was how my sophomore year went…
Let’s pray for more awesomeness next school year! :)

• I missed blogging. Yeah, blogging in times when I need to study for my three consecutive long exams on all my major subjects. FML 
• Anyway, this is my best set of midterm grades yet. I aced both Accounting and Mandarin, which eventually are my most and least favorite subjects, respectively. Yay! :) No grades below 3.5 this sem. double yay! I can die now. I want to cry. I want to pat myself in the back. I want to eat icecream or Chooks-to-go alone or cut classes or die a sweet death. Thanks to Kuya Leyson by the way for the books, for the motivation, for everything that inspires me to be an Accountant. How can I repay youuuu. :(
  
• However, I  worry now how I can maintain those grades until the finals provided that (1) I am the epitome of ningas-kogon, (2) from 50-50, our Law teacher turned our grading system to zero-base, (3) I fucked up one major exam in Econ in the 2nd quarter (really painful it made me teary after the exam), and (4) It’s quite impossible to perfect my major subjects in the final exams to get atleast a 95. Why is life so cruel?
• I hate PE. Gives me muscle aches the rest of the week after Wednesday.
• Glenn’s GMs are excruciating. (btw, he’s our Debate Union Pres.) The motions are out of my reach! I feel dumb when, you know, your batchmates in the union are totally.on the “expert stage” while I’m here stagnated at “Rookie Stage” and… studying Law. Their motions tomorrow accordingly are THW cede control of the Falkland to Argentina and THBT democracies can be built as a result of interventions. I don’t even have a pinch of idea about the former.
• On the contrary, I actually like Atty Parreno and Atty. Camins. Maam P reminds me of my paternal grandmother. mehe. And Sir Camins sound like Dumbledore so the magical me turns out to be Harry Potter(yay!). Unfortunately, my classmates hate both of them for giving them low grades. A quarter in my class got an F in Law and Maam P has really less patience on students who answered on the board correctly however unable to explain how they get such answers.
• Or my grades dictate my conviction towards them? 
• I have never been so desperate in a specific subject other than Law. I actually read the 465 pages thrice already. Oh, what fear can do.
• On the other contrary, I hate it when people think we can’t live without them, even though we can.
• I think I should study now. 
• Fin.

xinnekharla:

*With exception to Math genius accountancy students.

80000+60000 na lang minsan o kaya 1200000 x 10% kinacalcu pa. Although alam mo yung sagot, pero pinipindot pa rin natin to sa calcu para lang masure natin na tama yung sagot natin. Walang tiwala ba sa mental skills. Kaya minsan nakakahiya pag nagsusuklian, tapos ang tagal mo magcompute mentally, sasabihin nila sayo, Accountancy ka ba talaga? 

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Killing and cannibalism

Looking for a willing volunteer, Meiwes posted an advertisement on the website The Cannibal Cafe, whose disclaimer mentions the distinction between reality and fantasy. Meiwes’s post stated that he was “looking for a well-built 18- to 30-year-old to be slaughtered and then consumed”.^[3] Bernd Jürgen Brandes then answered the advertisement. Many other people responded to the advertisement, but backed out; Meiwes did not attempt to force them to do anything against their will.^[4][5] As is known from a videotape the two made when they met on 9 March 2001 in Meiwes’s home in the small town of Rotenburg, Meiwes amputated Brandes’ penis and the two men attempted to eat the penis together before Brandes was killed. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes attempt to bite his penis off. This did not work and ultimately, Meiwes used a knife to remove Brandes’ penis. Brandes apparently tried to eat some of his own penis raw, but could not because it was too tough and, as he put it, “chewy”. Meiwes then fried the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, wine and garlic; he then fried it with some of Brandes’ fat but by then it was too burned to be consumed. He then chopped it up into chunks and fed it to his dog.^[2] According to journalists who saw the video (which has not been made public), Brandes may already have been too weakened from the blood loss to actually eat any of his penis. Meiwes read a Star Trek book for three hours, while Brandes lay bleeding in the bath. Meiwes apparently gave him large quantities of alcohol and pain killers, twenty sleeping pills and a bottle ofschnapps,^{[citation needed]} kissed him and finally killed him in a room that he had built in his house for this purpose, the Slaughter Room. After stabbing Brandes to death in the throat, he hung the body on a meat hook and tore chunks of flesh from it; he even tried to grind the bones to use as flour. The whole scene was recorded on the two-hour video tape. Meiwes ate the body over the next 10 months, storing body parts in his freezer under pizza boxes and consuming up to 20 kilograms (44 lb) of the flesh. According to prosecutors, Meiwes committed the act for sexual enjoyment.^[6]